So I woke up this morning to something I haven’t seen in about 10 days. The SUN. Slap on the flea and tick juice humans and go out and chase some critters. Photo credit: leli / Pixabay
HUMOR – Can you be over fifty years old and wear a bikini? You bet your low-rise bottom from Victoria’s Secret you can. Ah, but should you? Let’s be honest. I’m envious of those catalog models in bikinis, all air-brushed and spray tanned mocha. But the day I magically grow seven more inches, lose 30 … Read More →
I like apple pie, my country and yes, baseball. Nothing says “spring” like Opening Day, but frankly by Memorial Day it’s time to put a wreath on the television, play Taps and head for other shorter sports entertainment, like watching my dog chase bees (she really does this).Is it my imagination or do baseball … Read More →
There is too much “fiscal cliff” chatter interrupting my evening channel surfing. Between Ancient Aliens and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, I’m entertained by watching well-dressed really smart news people weigh in on what will happen if we go over the cliff. From my simple understanding, former President George W. Bush created a special piece … Read More →
As a dog I get to observe the comings and goings of my surroundings all day…Recently a snapping turtle s-l-o-w-l-y walked around my yard, climbed up the jagged rock wall and hurled itself over a cliff falling about 12 feet into the woods. I could have done this in under one minute, but for the turtle … Read More →
Since I have been in a long term relationship for the majority of my life, any dating skills and advice remaining in my bloodstream date back to the days when David Cassidy was every teenage girl’s American idol. Suffice to say my resume in the dating category is pre internet when social media for girls … Read More →
Except for the day when my down-on-his-luck friend, who owes me $20 from 1988, finally wins the lottery, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. In my house there is not a single Christmas decoration in sight, nor sales flyers piled up with combat plans in anticipation of mall shopping at midnight. This is strictly an eating … Read More →
Image credit: Mike Licht via Compfight — Now that the election is over many folks are suffering from campaign withdrawal, and this is especially true of all the losers including the Twinkie eating population, referring to the snack cake, not the (alleged) mistresses of four star generals. The void of negative commercials and robo-calls has immediately … Read More →
Raise your hand if you ever went to elementary school and it had a cafeteria. Hands down. Raise your hand if you ever went to middle school and it had a cafeteria. Hands down. Raise your hand if you ever went to high school and it had a cafeteria. Note: A diploma is not required … Read More →