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It’s been nice knowing you…been real. Life these past two years with the Human has been good and I will be grateful into my next life for having been rescued.
The world is suppose to end tomorrow, 12/21/12, and that would put a damper on my life. You see, I peeked at the Christmas presents for me. A new dog collar, a leash and a package of those chewy bones I love so much. Why is this a problem? Well first off, I won’t get to use them. And secondly, well, I listened to all these doomsday predictors and believed that end is near, so I didn’t exactly go through my shopping list.
If I wake up tomorrow, the stores will be packed with people like me who didn’t bother to stockpile water, MREs, cases of TP and the like. Nope. We will be the “people” flying around the mall looking for Black Friday specials. Poof. Gone.
I understand that it is tomorrow already in Australia. All reports indicate I will need to shop tomorrow for toilet paper.