24Nov 2012 Return of The Wild Turkeys by Dixie, The Dog ⋅ Leave a Comment So one day after Thanksgiving the wild turkeys have returned to my yard. Pretty smart for dumb birds. Let me at ’em. You might also like other essays by Stephanie DelTorchio:Cheap Cruise Travel on Freighters – But Where’s the Bar?Ugly Christmas Sweaters for DogsThing Thong the Itch Is DeadI Spy An Elf Conspiracy Posted in: FUNNY, Home, NOTABLE